Mon Coeur

Mon Coeur

I make up stories in my head

When my hips are as wide as the Appalachian Mountains and my ass is sitting on my shoulders, I’ll have no one to blame but myself!!!

True Life: I’m addicted to bread

True Life: I’m addicted to mayonnaise

True Life: I’m addicted to hot cheetos 

True Life: I have the appetite of a 500 ton wildebeest! 

  • 2 October 2013
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