Oct 2, 2013 / 4 notes

When my hips are as wide as the Appalachian Mountains and my ass is sitting on my shoulders, I’ll have no one to blame but myself!!!

True Life: I’m addicted to bread

True Life: I’m addicted to mayonnaise

True Life: I’m addicted to hot cheetos 

True Life: I have the appetite of a 500 ton wildebeest! 

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